Orangutan

Cuteness: 3/10 sorta cute i guess
Size: large
Defense/attack: all they do is sit peacefully and eat fruit but if they feel threatened, you're f*cked 8/10
Will it bite?: maybe
Can I eat it?: yes, the Indonesians are eating them to extinction
As a pet?: 10/10 very epic but will take a lot of resources
Is it safe to pet?: yes

Overall, I give it:

4 stars