Dog

Cuteness: 10/10
Size: dog sized 
Defense/attack:11/10
Will it bite?: fuck yeah
Can I eat it?: yes.
As a pet?: 10/10  very popular pet
Is it safe to pet: yes

phrog

Cuteness: 4/10
Size: tiny
Defense/attack: 0/10
Will it bite?: perhaps
Can I eat it?: yes, phrog leg
As a pet?: 10/10 
Is it safe to pet: no 

overall, I give it 5 stars

frill neck lizard

Cuteness: 7/10
Size: is quite large for a lizard
Defense/attack: 3/10 can only look scary but does 0 damage
Will it bite?: sharp teeth can inflict painful wounds
Can I eat it?: that i do not know, but it is not endangered so go ahead
As a pet?: 10/10, sort of a common pet
Is it safe to pet: yes

Overall, I give it 5 stars, very epic 

Mongolian Toilet Shark

Cuteness: 6/10 not bad
Size: cat sized
Defense/attack: out of water 0/10, in toilet water 10/10
Will it bite?: you bet
Can I eat it?: yes, but an endangered species
As a pet?: 10/10 have a toilet? You're good to go
Is it safe to pet: no 

Overall, I give it 4 stars

Lizard

Cuteness: 2/10
Size: 1.71m human sized (don't be fooled, he's not human)
Defense/attack: 5454452/10 has all your data
Will it bite?: yes
Can I eat it?: i hope the fuck not
As a pet?: no (you're probably his pet)
Is it safe to pet?: ???

Overall, I give it:

2 stars

Pigeon

Cuteness: 10/10
Size: will fit in yourhands
Defense/attack: 3/10
Will it bite?: maybe
Can I eat it?: small chicken YES
As a pet?: yes 10/10 they will return home once they escape and eat bread
Is it safe to pet?: yes

Overall, I give it:

five stars

Cockatiel

Cuteness: 10/10 yos
Size: very small
Defense/attack: 2/10 screech and peck
Will it bite?: yos
Can I eat it?: y o s
As a pet?: yos 10/10
Is it safe to pet?: yos

Overall, I give it:

4 stars